Vertical Skewer
A skewer is, like the fork, pretty much a mature technology. It was probably the first kitchen tool and that we continue to use them is...
We shall soon be in a world in which a man may be howled down for saying that two and two make four, in which people will persecute the heresy of calling a triangle a three-sided figure, and hang a man for maddening a mob with the news that grass is green"
G K Chesterton